Tuesday, January 20, 2009

World Celebration Day

Yay no more Bush, Obama enters the White House - Hamas will declare Israel 'okay to stay where they are'; Iran will cancel their nuclear ambitions; Iraqis will finally find those garlands of flowers our troops were promised; the Pope will declare contraception a good idea after all; Nigeria's economy will be renewed as will the rest of the world's; and all will be rainbows and cute little puppies.

Well that's the way some people seem to be thinking judging by the party atmosphere.

Of course there is a down-side - comedians and satirists will be mourning the loss of Dubya, unable to poke any form of fun at Obama in case they're seen as racist they're pinning their hopes on Joe Biden continuing his trend of sticking his foot in his mouth every so often.

For those oligarchs feeling threatened by the new power don't worry - donations to any of the Clinton funds will be more than welcome not that you'll receive any special favours for such oh no sirree.

Avé! Bossa nova! Similis bossa seneca.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you see the mistletoe? It fills the night with kisses!
Have you seen the bright new star? It fills your heart with wishes!
Green is in the mistletoe and red is in the holly!
Silver in the stars above that shine on everybody!

— er, I mean, I should probably go outside for a while and stop singing. Sorry about that. :-$