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"Britain's unhealthy teen girls 'likely to die young'" Healthy ones likely to be okay though.

"Dame Elizabeth Taylor weeps at sight of a bust of Richard Burton" His nose wasn't like that!

"Microsoft shelves Courier" Dear UPS. If you want him back send £20k in unmarked bills to...

"Case prompts mobile crackdown call" but is cancelled when they can't get a signal.

"Knife Attacks Plague Schools in China" China has Plague Schools and sentient knives?

"Belgium's burqa ban plans criticized" We thought you said Burger Van.

"Call of Duty Black Ops revealed - set for November 9 release" So only 193 days to go, start saving up.

"Kylie Minogue shows off her taut wrinkle-free face at charity gala" She found it one of those dusty little antique shops quite the bargain.


"Cheryl Cole: Sometimes I'm skanky " Sometimes?