Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Don't stop me now - Osbourne video spoof

Not as good as Common People in my opinion but still fun. Again via Liberal Conspiracy. Contains swearing

Transcript:

Tonight I'm going to have myself a rather good time,
I feel alive;
I, I, I.
As your world is turning inside out yah!
I got you floating around in austerity.
So don't stop me now
Don't stop
Cos I'm havin' a good time; havin' a good time.

I'm a baronet a'leaping to the sky
A Bullingdon Tiger.
Defying the laws of equality.
I'm a little shit passing by like good Lady Thatcher
I'm gonna cut, cut, cut there's no stopping me.

I'm burning through your jobs yah!
Two thousand a day that's why they call me Mr Parasite
I'm cutting at the speed of light
and I wanna make an unemployment figure of you

Don't stop me now

I'm conspicuously privileged and I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you happen to be feminine; I'm sacking you all
Don't stop me... Cutting disabled benefits
Don't stop me...Oh no cos I simply won't hear of it.
I don't wanna stop at all. Yah!

I'm cocking it on the way to Ma's
On a collision course
I'm a Thatcherite and I'm out of control
I'm a Dole machine ready to  reload
An unemployment bomb about to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

I'm burning through your jobs yah!
Two thousand a day that's why they call me Mr Total Shite
I'm cutting at the speed of light
and I'm gonna make an unemployment figure of you



Don't stop me [repeated in background]
Hey Hey Yah!
Oh Oh Oh
I like Plan A. Having a good time, good time
[...] :-)
"I can't remember the last time I bought a pasty at Greggs"
[...]

Oo I'm callous and inept, yah!
There's no sign of growth and there's no impact of the deficit.
But I'm cutting like a heartless shit
and I wanna make an unemployment figure of you.

Don't stop me now
I'm busy making matters worse but I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
I'm dismantling the NHS and I'm fucking you all
Don't stop me
Cos I'm having a good time
Don't stop me
Yes I'm having a good time
I don't want to stop at all
Lah de dah de dah
Lah diddie dah dah
Lah diddie dah dah dah dah

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