Telegraph

Not one for the Torygraph, but I did pick it up Saturday for the unredacted version of MPs expenses; of course it was no such thing merely a concise summary for each MP; naughty! Anyway the best bit was the inside-front advert from Schweppes as reprinted here one I haven't spotted before.

I read the news bit and the supplements too oh the columns, you can almost picture the writers in their faux farmhouse kitchens oh yes of course I use these genuine expensive whatevers rather then cheapo ones while relaxing at my villa. Not so much the fact that they have these things just the constant equivalent of name-dropping a slightly more subtle version of Mrs Buck-et.

Anyway probably the last time I'll buy that (or possibly any) newspaper.