Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Charlatan's Act

In the beginning was Chaos and the Great God Hruggh beheld it and was unpleased.
For the Chaos was wild and untamed.
So thus did the Great God take the Chaos and pass it through His own body.
And Order was created and the Great God pleased.

Upon the Order came Tekneos who beheld it and was unpleased.
For the Order was sterile and without life.
So thus did Tekneos impress upon Order the Beat.
And Order did dance and Tekneos pleased.

Upon the Order came Scypian who beheld it and was unpleased.
For though the Order danced it was without meaning.
So thus did Scypian impose the Need
And Order did strive and Scypian pleased.

Upon the Order came Fanglemork who beheld it and was unpleased.
For though the Order danced,
For though the Order strived; it did need colour,
And perhaps something squishy.
So thus did Fanglemork add the Blue.
So thus did Fanglemork add the Tomato.
And Order did gain and Fanglemork pleased.

Here endeth the beginning.

Part Two of the Charlatan's Act is now available.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF-O-Meter: 8.2

FlipC said...

I was hoping for an 8.5 at least. Seriously though is this any weirder than accredited religions?

At least with my 'religion' you get regular Friday Night Worship where you're encouraged to find The Beat... and something squishy ;-)

Orphi said...

I have literally no clue what on earth you're talking about. o_O

FlipC said...

I'm starting my own religion... sorry I'm bringing back the Maybe True Religion of The Four Gods by translating the works of the prophet Farout Therman of the ancient order of the Magi Cfungi, lost these last few millennium down the back of my wardrobe; the book that is not the Magi... then again I'm not quite sure what else might be back there.