"Cameron sneeze boy" becomes a yob.

Via Septicisle on Obsolete the Sun story on the Sneeze and Wipe incident. I'm just waiting for the next story -

A yob pigeon was arrested yesterday for defecating on David Cameron’s back as the Tory leader made a public appearance in a town centre this afternoon.

The 2-year-old bird was given a police caution - complete with a slip which worded the reason for the caution as "Defecating down David Cameron’s back" - in the town centre of Hastings, East Sussex, at around 3pm.

The bird had flown over Cameron then dropped its mess on to the politician’s back.

Mr Cameron was doing a walkabout to rouse support for the Conservatives at the upcoming local elections.

An onlooker said: "It was unbelievably cheeky. The shit went all over Cameron’s smart black suit."

A beat officer who caught the bird was heard telling it: "I don’t care whether he’s Tory leader or what - you go up to him and apologise."

It then gave a red-faced coo to the leader.

These birds are an obvious indictment of Labour's sloppy governing, being allowed to roam where they like and living off the crusts of hard-working taxpayers while cooing derisively at our laws.

The Scum asks "Isn't it time we came down hard on these freeloading yobs Mr Brown?"