Enslaved PS3 quick review

Enslaved (going cheap [sigh]) is a drunk game.

It scatters collectables around and then penalises you when you try to collect them. A large open world with only one path you can follow. A game that seems to revel in multi-enemy fast motion combat but doesn't allow a lock-on. A game where combat plays a big part yet with only two combat moves.

It just really doesn't know what it wants to be.

[Update - and the cut scenes though skippable aren't pauseable by any means. Care to guess how many times I got called while one was playing?]