Monday, January 24, 2011

In answer to a fun comment

I do like comments like this, so much better than 'cheap X at' As my policy is to respond to comments that pose interesting points I do so here. My comments in square brackets []

PARADE of men (Jane's Addiction)
[From that I'm guessing Jane's addiction is men?]

Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading and ominous
[Another feature? Is that in addition to Jane's nymphomania?]

Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of Diablo (the eye of The Beast) and one which has a working quarry at its base.
[Ah is this the basis of the popular PC game  which sends you deep into the Earth?]

Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be gone forever.
[Mt. Zion is a paradise? Oh wait it's a metaphor]

7 billion in 2011. Only 1 billion in 1800 and 2 billion in 1900.
[Hamburgers sold?]

Population explosion is a clue::::The gods are sending everyone back for The End.
[or we underestimated the population prior to an official census; or perhaps we're living longer]

There must be some purgatory-like place. Or individual. Like an animal.
[Damnit there must be... a what?]

Now the gods have sent everyone back to try for one final time to fix their problems and ascend into heaven.

[Well that's nice of them]

Avoiding an animal would have been a big positive because those thrust into this decayed enviornment have less of a chance than those who enjoyed the god's generosity of a slowly decaying enviornment
[Oh okay maybe not so nice of them then]

with frightening clues, like the Depression, World at War, the Holocaust, etc.
[Wasn't that in the late 1920's and isn't World at War a documentary series?]

Anything that can get the poeple frightened and praying is a good. thing. Contentment never motivated anyone.
[Because prayer motivated by fear is the best kind - none of that sincere worship for me thank you very much]

As we approach the Apocalypse the gods are removing "wrath of god" material from xtian dogma.
[Xtian; if that Scientology? Heh only joking. This is kind of worrying though - I mean my bibles all seem the same to me inc. wrath of god type stuff - OMG they must be altering my memory!]

As we see wickedness spread throughout the country, like preditory behavior, godlessness, social changes, etc,
[OMG not social changes - get back to your kitchen women, god demands it]

using cable TV and the spread of "Californication" as justification, they changed xtianity, appropriatly with Catholicism first.
[Lucky that such isn't prevalent in Africa which has a high Catholic population]

xtianity has changed radically in the 20th century, and everyone should be mindful of the way it was,
[With the rich being rich because that's the way "the gods" wants it and the poor being poor for the same reason. Trying to change that is acting against "the gods" will]

because the people are in a process of slipping out of god's favor into a state of Damnation, from which the vast majority will never survive.
[oh now it's "god's" and not "the gods" which god's favour should I be looking for?]

They used to scare people and make them too afraid to make mistakes. Now people aren't afraid of anything and don't think twice about doing something wicked and evil which will hurt their chances.
[Yep again fear is the sweet, sweet flavour that tickles God's taste buds]

If people only understood the importance of good parents. You won't be going anywhere without them. And it won't happen unless you are one first.
[Wait that's a Catch 22 isn't it?]

Whimsical management=Unstable pathology:::
[Yes I see. It's so clear now]

*2006 Hawaii-Jewelry
*Chile-crappy fruit
[Oh God save me from the Chile-crappy fruit]

I'm sure you got some excuse. Just like Mustang Ranch.
[Is that an aftershave? 'Just splash on some old Mustang Ranch before I go out, the ladies love it]

You've compromised your integrity so hard you no longer deserve the label "gods".
[Wait I what. Who called me a god?]

The gods used the Italians to ruin life in the 20th century.
[Pasta is the devil's work]

The gods used the Italians to ruin life in A.D..
[A.D. what?]

"The West Bank, where the end of the world will begin."
[unless we bail them out anyway RBS is Northern isn't it?]

And they were reincarnated into the ghetto to be punished as crack babies and in drive-by shootings, ironically poetic justice for inflicting these horrors on their hated enemies.
On their brothers.
[Okay and reconcile this for me with "the gods" sending everyone back to "fix their problems"]

We saw it with Mustang Ranch as well
[Must be a damn fine aftershave]

The gods just manufactured the tactic of the Holocaust to accomplish the goals they planned.
[Killing people in horrible ways? Making the world recoil in horror at man's inhumanity to man?]

I am of the opinion the gods would have interviened in its absence,
[But they manufactured it didn't they?]

illustrating their claims of being good,
[Again reconcile this for me with "Holocaust" and "crack babies"]

and established "old world" dictatorship control at the dawn of mankind's mass moral deterioration.
[Because fascism works damn it]

Purely speculation, I conceed, and a total waste of time which distracts from important work we are all responsible for,
[Oh now you tell me after I've read all of this]

but even without the Holocaust the gods would have manufactured something that would allow them to manage their culpability and justify their lack of divine intervention. 
[Except you just told me they'd have intervened if they hadn't...?]

After all, we all abide by their chronology.
[You'll be saved when I damn well tell you you'll be saved!]

[Rambling, contradictory, bizarre and so, so far out there and that's just my posts *rimshot*]


walkerno5 said...

You've got to love the crazies. That's Phantom Menace fans for you.