Thursday, September 22, 2011

Giving Directions

"I'm trying to find you"
"Okay where are you?"
"I'm at [A] at the end of [Road 1]"
"Okay you've gone too far, turn around and then take the first turn you come to"
"Okay I can see [B]"
"Great take the turn there"
"Is it through some metal gates?"
"No, are you at [C]?"
"I think I'm in [D]'s back yard"

To put this in context there is only one actual road turning on this road everything else involves driving over the pavement and down unmarked alleyways between buildings. Directions normally consist of "Take the road marked [Road 1] then the first turn you come to and keep going"