Fashionistas

A very non-news story, but still interesting to show how some people think. The current fashion extravaganza is held in four cities sequentially New York, London, Milan, Paris. However New York wants to extend its show by two days and as there's a snowball's chance that Milan or Paris would cut down on their times that leaves poor old London down two days. With only a four day show the fear is that people will simply skip it and travel directly to Milan.

Cue talk of how either they wouldn't allow this to happen or how they'd manage to squeeze everything in and how an emergency fashion summit had been called.

Not once did anyone say "Well as New York is first why not just start the whole thing two days earlier; that way everyone else still starts at the same time and New York gets its two extra days". Oh no can't do that everyone knows the start date is engraved on stone.